Copyright © 2000 LeeAnn Heringer

member of technical staff


we keep arguing over my title
my personal domain name
that goes after my username
and tells people how to address me.

phil. our vp of engineering.
doesn't want titles for anyone else
so i printed up cards
that say. goddess.

today gerry tripped the alarm
and the police came, checking it out
and i had to prove i worked there.

i pulled out a card
and this buffed young kid
in a uniform said. goddess?
goddess? what exactly
is it you do here,
ma'am.
so i told him

the title of mad scientist
was already taken.

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