Copyright © 2000 LeeAnn Heringer

phil walked in


by friday
the stars were all aligned.
the 7 digit check nestled
in the soft silk of the escrow account.
the lawyers doing a last minute
fluffing of fees
with 50 page amended & modified
incorporation documents triple signed
and faxed to the 4 atlas
holding up the 4 corners of the globe
and phil walked in
and said no. just no.
i'm not gonna do it.

and 8 hours. 10 beers
and 2 investors later
he finally admitted why.

you see
he'd already demanded
more money
more stock
the title of vp
a month ago and gotten it
and now he was demanding
a seat on the board.
in fact, he had to have
the seat currently held
by the chief financial officer
or we were screwed
we'd have to start this deal
from scratch
because his retired half-senile
father-in-law had sneered at him
over lemon pie dessert
and told him his daughter
had married a fool.

so phil got to be a director.
in fact, made us wait overnight
before agreeing to what he'd demanded
but that's the trick to being 29
he doesn't understand
how long the rest of us
remember.

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