Copyright © 2002 LeeAnn Heringer

escape from the Vatican museum


the entrance goes up a double helix staircase
and doggedly pursues a spiral path
through this warehouse,
throbbing with tourists
always moving outward and up.
two of us in a crowd
thick as a cattle drive
weaving through a series of loud lectures
in every human language,
until even our own English sounds strange.

hallways of the marble remains
of the Greeks, Etruscans, and Romans.
of their gods and countrymen.
their 20 foot holy pinecones,
their polished bronze castings of papal deathstars.
their limestone low reliefs
of naked dancing gladiators.

10 hours without water or pasta,
coffee or gelato. stepping back into alcoves
of less admired ancient art ignored by the tours
to share hits of cold medicine
for the sniffles we'd caught in the Roman rain.
the black uniformed guards yelling,
no flash, no flash.
and in the Sistine Chapel
where the cardinals elect each new pope,
no pictures at all.
all rights have been sold
to a Japanese company.

at the final turnstyle,
where the pre-paid tour groups
wait for the express elevators,
one on each side of the lobby,
we attempt a crossing to the outer doors
just as a Japanese tour group
links arms in flying wedge and rushes across
to catch an open elevator. Dean and I
caught in a rugby scum half our height,
pushed and bounced, trying to hold on
to each in a rough current.

woozy and partially stunned,
we paused to straighten our jackets
and catch our breath. a mistake.
the tour had missed their elevator, linked arms,
and came back at us for another go.

2 thousand years of art at our backs, we ran
into the gray wet streets of rome.

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